The AI teardown: £195, and you find out exactly where AI pays off in your business.
The honest first step. You do not have to trust us yet, and you do not have to book a call. Tell us how your business runs, and within three working days you get a written teardown: the specific places AI would earn its keep for you, ranked and costed, and the parts to leave alone. If it is not useful, you pay nothing.
No call required, no discovery phase. You tell us how the business works, we do the analysis, you get a document you keep.
- You send the picture: what the business does, where the hours go, which AI tools you already pay for, and anything a vendor has put in front of you. A short email or a form, about fifteen minutes of your time.
- We take it apart. The same analysis we run on our own business before we spend a pound: what could be automated, what a tool would actually save against what it costs, what is hype, and what to leave well alone.
- You get the teardown in writing within three working days: a ranked list of the AI moves worth making, each with a rough cost and who would run it, plus the ones to skip. Yours to keep and act on, with us or without us.
A document you can act on, not a sales call.
The specific jobs in your business where AI would earn its keep, ranked by return, each with a rough cost and who runs it.
The parts where AI is oversold for a business like yours, so you do not spend money on the noise.
An honest read on the AI tools you already pay for: keep, fix, or cut.
The single thing to do first, small enough to start this month.
One fixed fee, and it comes back to you if you go further.
A single fixed £195, whatever your business turns out to need. If you then take a Guidance, Implementation or Build engagement, the £195 comes straight off it, so the teardown costs nothing if you continue.
Money back, no questions. If the teardown is not useful to you, you pay nothing.
A modest fee, not a freebie, and here is the honest reason.
- A free audit from an unknown name is worth what you pay for it, and it pulls in people who will never act. A small fee means we give it real time, and you get real work back.
- It is credited forward, so if we end up working together it costs you nothing. The fee is a filter, not a margin.
- No build is waiting at the end to upsell you. If a bigger job genuinely fits we will say so plainly, and if nothing fits we will say that too.
The teardown is the same analysis we run on our own business. A side venture went through it and the numbers killed it before any ad money was spent. A five-figure plan was redirected when the claims behind it did not survive checking. That is the standard your teardown is held to: every recommendation costed, and the honest answer, including none of this yet, treated as a real result.
A written teardown you keep: where AI pays off in your business, ranked and costed, what to skip, an honest read on what you already run, and the first move to make. No jargon, no filler.
Three working days from receiving your details. No call needed, though we are happy to walk you through it if you want one.
Start your teardown.
Email hi@cooltake.ai with a line on your business and what you are trying to work out, or just say teardown and we will send the short form. We confirm the scope and send a payment link, then the teardown lands within three working days.